I was never one to believe the adage that "gentleman prefer blondes.
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But wooing dudes was not really in consideration when I started bleaching the crap out of my hair and Attractive blonde looking for a gentlemen coloring it all sorts of shades not found in nature. I can tell you that being blonde, while certainly fun, was neither here nor there in terms of thirst-trapping.
In fact, my DMs lit up more so from girls who were curious about bleaching their hair as well and wanted some info about going blonde.
It wasn't until I accidentally-on-purpose colored my hair a vibrant shade of aquamarine blue last year that I noticed Man people. And in a non-platonic way.
I liked the blue, but I felt more "me" as a blonde. Blue was difficult to dress around; basically, anything red was out of the question since wearing it made me look like I Attractive blonde looking for a gentlemen either wearing a loosely interpreted modern Supergirl costume, and patterns made me look a bit like a cartoon when combined with a head of blue hair.
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The breakage was significant. If you're thinking of dyeing your hair blue, understand that it is a commitment, no matter what any box dye tells you.
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Look, I do not get to date dudes who are professionally pretty everso it was a very exciting development for me, a blue-haired plebe.
I had to draw the line at salad-shaming though. In the next few weeks, several acquaintances who'd never expressed interest before started doing that thing that guys do when gentlemn reply to all your Instagram stories until they feel comfortable with sufficient banter to ask you out for a drink, which is really a soft date.
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In fact, a friend posted an Instagram of us at brunch and days later asked me if I Attractive blonde looking for a gentlemen interested in being set up with a friend of hers. She explained that she was scrolling through her own feed to show this potential suitor an old post and he stopped her on that image of us at brunch to quite looking ask, Who is she?
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However, I found myself "hanging out" what we millennials call dating now with someone I'd peripherally known through friends, who texted me one day, "What are you up to Saturday night? I never do anything on Saturdays," "I have no friends," or "I am Attractive blonde looking for a gentlemen my way through a Netflix series," and asked what he was up to, he — in bolnde I assumed was an attempt to be flirtatious — coyly replied, "Oh, I don't know.
Trying to hang out with a girl with blue hair. And there you have it. I mean, realistically, it could have been an amalgamation of those things, but truly, I don't think any other hair color I've worn has garnered as much attention or remarks as blue hair. What about it made me appear more approachable or available?
Are people just naturally drawn to the color Attractive blonde looking for a gentlemen Or perhaps blue hair was the lewk of love for me, as it lpoking. The extent of my research includes spitballing this theory with Allure 's deputy digital editor, who possesses the social media handles myhairisblue as well as theonewithbluehairso they would know, obviously.
I certainly couldn't help but think about other blue-hair heroines in modern film, like Ramona Flowers in the cinematic masterpiece Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. She had seven people vying for her affection eight, if you include Michael Cera, aka Scott Pilgrim.
I haven't seen this movie in a long while, and most of the time Clementine is seen via Jim Carrey's character projections and memories, so jury's out on the whole manic-pixie-dream-girl label, but the romance was there.
You can't really talk about blue hair in pop culture and not mention Marge Simpson, whose hair is as tall as it Attractive blonde looking for a gentlemen royal blue. Marge has always blonnde portrayed as a hot-mom trope, being wooed by everyone from her annoying high school Attractive blonde looking for a gentlemen Artie Ziff, her French bowling instructor Jacques, Moe Sizlack of Moe's, and of course her husband, Homer, of at least 29 years or as long as the series has been airing.
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Maybe you have or have had blue hair and can attest to this phenomenon.
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It makes me wonder, though: Is this just a hetero thing or does it extend to any sexual preference? What if you both have blue hair? Does it cancel out like two similarly poled magnets?
What happens q I go back to my natural hair color? Will I ever find love? Tune in to find out on Who The Fuck Even Knows. It's just hair, people. Thirst trap though it is, a hair color won't necessarily guarantee a legit connection.
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